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April 27, 2026

We Are Your Mother Now | How To Survive The Classroom

We Are Your Mother Now | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ The box finally arrived. My book is officially here! I’ve worked on it for years, but now that I’m holding it, I’m having a total crisis.. I can’t even look at the pages without feeling nauseous. Gerry, of course, thinks…

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April 20, 2026

Will Robots Ever Replace Teachers? | How To Survive The Classroom

Will Robots Ever Replace Teachers? | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Have you heard the news? Apparently, the First Lady thinks we might need a robot in the classroom. Today, Gerry and I are breaking down the "AI humanoid robot" pitch and why we’re a little skeptical that a faceless machine…

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April 13, 2026

Knife to the Heart: Kindergartner Insults with Jayson Cross

Knife to the Heart: Kindergartner Insults with Jayson Cross

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Have you ever booked a hotel so sketchy that even the Uber driver took one look and canceled the ride? Because that was my weekend in Essington, Pennsylvania. I’m joined by Chicago-based interventionist and comedian Jayson Cross, who, despite being…

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April 6, 2026

The Birds and the Bees Episode | How To Survive The Classroom

The Birds and the Bees Episode | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ I have a confession to make: I am officially eating my words from last week. My husband, who actually went to Yale for medicine, informed me that basically everything Ms. Dugan and I said about male anatomy was 100%…

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March 30, 2026

Quality of Life vs The Teaching Crisis with Miss Molly Dugan | How To Survive The Classroom

Quality of Life vs The Teaching Crisis with Miss Molly Dugan | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Today, we're joined by my fellow high school English teacher and total girl’s girl, Miss Molly Dugan. We’re diving into the absolute chaos of being a teacher on the internet, from people trying to pit us against each other to…

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March 23, 2026

The Advice Every New Teacher Needs | How To Survive The Classroom

The Advice Every New Teacher Needs | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/49CZ5A0 My kids were sick. My husband was sick. My babysitter got sick. Somehow I was the only one left standing, which honestly felt suspicious. Meanwhile, I was traveling for shows in Washington, DC and Philadelphia, performing for teachers… and accidentally…

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March 16, 2026

Gerry Shot His Shot on the Podcast | How To Survive The Classroom

Gerry Shot His Shot on the Podcast | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gerry came to my house for the Indianapolis show, insulted my daughter’s dental hygiene via the Tooth Fairy, may or may not have been exposed to Flu B, and then drove 11 hours home fueled almost entirely by marshmallows. So…

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March 9, 2026

I Said Don’t Come Down Unless It’s an Emergency | How To Survive The Classroom

I Said Don’t Come Down Unless It’s an Emergency  | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Teacher besties… I turned 39. Which means, naturally, I decided to spiral publicly and create “52 Weeks Until 40” as content instead of processing my feelings privately like a normal person. This episode has everything. Gerry trying to convince me…

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March 2, 2026

From Basement Book Shipping to Book Tour Cities with Matt Eicheldinger |How To Survive The Classroom

From Basement Book Shipping to Book Tour Cities with Matt Eicheldinger |How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Matt Eicheldinger is back and somehow since the last time he was on, he’s casually signed over a dozen book contracts, written across multiple age ranges, and is now launching a dystopian trilogy. Meanwhile, I’m still over here arguing with…

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Feb. 23, 2026

My Most Irrational Classroom Pet Peeve | How To Survive The Classroom

My Most Irrational Classroom Pet Peeve | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Teacher besties… this episode has everything: licensure panic, conspiracy theories about teacher testing companies, medical dramas I probably shouldn’t have described in detail, and one first-year teacher who is being absolutely swarmed during passing period. Gerry is in his final…

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Feb. 16, 2026

My Husband Is Funnier Than Me | How To Survive The Classroom

My Husband Is Funnier Than Me | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gerry is back after what can only be described as the Ice Age: Wake County Edition, we compare notes on barely meeting our students, and I realize, once again, that trusting Facebook teacher groups might be a dangerous choice. We…

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Feb. 9, 2026

When People Demand You “Say Something” | How To Survive The Classroom

When People Demand You “Say Something” | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Teacher besties… this episode is a little heavier than usual, but it’s one I felt I needed to record exactly as it is. Lately, the news cycle has been overwhelming, and as teachers, we don’t get the luxury of tuning…

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Feb. 2, 2026

The Snapchat Story That Got A Teacher Arrested | How To Survive The Classroom

The Snapchat Story That Got A Teacher Arrested | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ I’m fresh off Teacher’s Lounge shows in Seattle and Portland (cities I was told to fear, but absolutely adored), and Gerry is coming back to work after a winter break so long it fully erased his sense of time, purpose,…

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Jan. 26, 2026

The Names Kids Call You When You’re Not Listening | How To Survive The Classroom

The Names Kids Call You When You’re Not Listening | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠ Teacher besties… this episode is what happens when you let me and Gerry talk long enough to uncover each other’s secret side quests. I found out Gerry is casually coaching middle school basketball, we unpack why coaching parents somehow feel…

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Jan. 20, 2026

Why Gerry Wasn’t Invited to Florida | How To Survive The Classroom

Why Gerry Wasn’t Invited to Florida | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠ Teacher besties… this episode officially marks a new era, and honestly? It’s already unhinged. I’m joined by Gerry (yes, that Gerry), and we immediately get into important topics like whether Terre Haute feels like witness protection, why Florida keeps rewarding…

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Jan. 12, 2026

When Your Recess Turns Into a Protest Rally | How To Survive The Classroom

When Your Recess Turns Into a Protest Rally | How To Survive The Classroom

Teacher besties… I am recording this episode with teeth that feel like exposed electrical wiring, so if I sound unwell, it’s because I am unwell. I decided to get my teeth professionally whitened, and let’s just say the pain level was somewhere between “natural childbirth with a broken epidural” and…

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Jan. 5, 2026

Why Class Sizes Are the Real Crisis No One Is Fixing | How To Survive The Classroom

Why Class Sizes Are the Real Crisis No One Is Fixing | How To Survive The Classroom

Teacher besties… this episode I’m talking about hosting nearly 30 people for Thanksgiving (including a self-appointed “Director of Thanksgiving”), discovering my husband’s family may have some intense World War II memorabilia, and the moment I suddenly had to ask, “Was he… on the right side?” And then, because the universe…

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Dec. 29, 2025

The Teacher With a Degree in Vibes with Gerry Potoka | How to Survive The Classroom

The Teacher With a Degree in Vibes with Gerry Potoka | How to Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! - https://bit.ly/43BquPd Teacher besties… this week I brought on one of my favorite chaotic humans: the hilarious Gerry Potoka, comedian, teacher, and man of mysteriously undefined licensure. In this episode, Gerry and I try to pinpoint what he actually teaches, debate whether…

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Dec. 22, 2025

When All Your Students Misunderstand the Assignment…Guess Who’s the Problem

When All Your Students Misunderstand the Assignment…Guess Who’s the Problem

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! - https://bit.ly/43BquPd This week I’m talking about the grading spiral that made me question my entire career, the wild field-trip confessions my five-year-old brought home, and the absolute unhinged energy that middle schoolers bring into any art room with a blank sheet…

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Dec. 15, 2025

This Is the Most Hard-Core Thing I Do Before a Show | How To Survive The Classroom

This Is the Most Hard-Core Thing I Do Before a Show | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! - https://bit.ly/43BquPd In this episode, I’m unpacking how something as innocent as kombucha sent my entire life into chaos… how my own child managed to humiliate me in public with the confidence of a man three times his size… and why I…

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Dec. 8, 2025

Please Put Your Shirt Back On | How To Survive The Classroom

Please Put Your Shirt Back On | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! - https://bit.ly/43BquPd In this episode, I’m talking about everything from a wildly out-of-place operatic performance at my dinner table… to a voice memo that had me reconsidering every teacher’s unspoken job description… to the moment I accidentally confessed to a German felony…

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Dec. 1, 2025

How Did a Safety Talk Turn Into a Crime Plot? | How To Survive The Classroom

How Did a Safety Talk Turn Into a Crime Plot? | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! - https://bit.ly/43BquPd This week, I owe Texas an apology. Between discovering that Tex-Mex might be the best food on Earth and listening to a kindergarten voicemail about baby mama drama, I had no idea where this episode would go. But then my…

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Nov. 27, 2025

BONUS EPISODE: A Thanksgiving Special: Gratitude and Turkey Butts with Denver Riley

BONUS EPISODE: A Thanksgiving Special: Gratitude and Turkey Butts with Denver Riley

A re-release from last years thanksgiving episode! In this special Thanksgiving episode I sit down with Denver Riley to dive into a blend of holiday trivia, teacher humor, and unexpected insights. As we tackle Thanksgiving history questions (with some questionable accuracy), Denver and I find ourselves navigating through fun facts,…

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Nov. 24, 2025

The Day “Keep Your Hands to Yourself” Took on a New Meaning | How To Survive The Classroom

The Day “Keep Your Hands to Yourself” Took on a New Meaning | How To Survive The Classroom

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! - https://bit.ly/43BquPd This week’s episode had me clutching my pearls and questioning everything I thought I knew about middle schoolers. We got a voicemail about a student caught doing something unthinkable during class and somehow, it gets worse. Teachers, you are not…

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