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What Happens When a Pencil Meets a Butt?
June 30, 2025

What Happens When a Pencil Meets a Butt?

I was feeling proud after successfully replacing an exterior light… until I dropped a screw into the mulch and my son roasted my bald husband mid-chaos. Classic. But that’s not even the wildest thing in this episode. I’m talking pencil-related injuries, fourth graders defending their moms’ honor in…
Is There a Right Way to Ruin a Bathroom?
June 23, 2025

Is There a Right Way to Ruin a Bathroom?

Let’s just say this episode covers a lot of... ground. From one very misplaced turd to a student-inspired staple surgery, I walk you through what can only be described as a masterclass in middle school madness. We’re talking scorched Chromebooks, poop-related investigations, and yes, whether you st…
Did a 13-Year-Old Just Outsmart the School Firewall?
June 16, 2025

Did a 13-Year-Old Just Outsmart the School Firewall?

You ever discover something about your teacher that made your teenage brain short-circuit? Yeah, me too. So this week, I dove headfirst into the teacher lore rabbit hole, because nothing says professional development like finding out your music teacher once chucked a desk at a kid. Oh, and remember…
Hallway. Now. Before I Start Laughing.
June 9, 2025

Hallway. Now. Before I Start Laughing.

This week, I had a full-circle moment as a burnt-out teacher turned soccer mom… and then immediately pivoted to unpacking a story where a fourth grader threw up peace signs and declared his love for a very adult body part during writing time.You know—balance.We’re talking about teachers sur…
He Threatened to Poop on My Desk
June 2, 2025

He Threatened to Poop on My Desk

It’s Episode 50, and honestly… what better way to celebrate than with a voicemail about a student who threatened to poop on a teacher’s desk?This week, I’m unpacking end-of-year exhaustion (May energy is real and it’s violent), plus the wildest school stories you sent in—including kids confessi…
The Ballad of Bastards and Grammy Nominee, Five for Fighting
May 26, 2025

The Ballad of Bastards and Grammy Nominee, Five for Fighting

This week, I’m talking to literal Grammy-nominated musical legend John Ondrasik—aka Five for Fighting—about education, mentorship, Costco carts, and how he’s working to put real music teachers back in underfunded schools. (Also, I tried not to ugly cry while listening to “100 Years” on loop. Mostly…
Shrek Is Still Haunting Me
May 12, 2025

Shrek Is Still Haunting Me

So, we changed the name. Welcome to How To Survive the Classroom —you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.In this kickoff to the new era, I’m diving into two of the most unhinged teacher submissions I’ve ever heard—one involving a movie mishap that will haunt you and another featuring a hall…
The Secret Tapes of a Teacher with Charles Fournier
May 5, 2025

The Secret Tapes of a Teacher with Charles Fournier

What do a lead-painted door, a rubberized body part in a middle school backpack, and the KKK showing up to a school in the ‘80s have in common? Absolutely nothing—except they’re all packed into this episode.Today, I’m kicking things off solo with chaotic home improvement updates (including whic…
I Accidentally Pressed Play on WHAT?!
May 5, 2025

I Accidentally Pressed Play on WHAT?!

So, we changed the name. Welcome to How To Survive the Classroom—you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.In this kickoff to the new era, I’m diving into two of the most unhinged teacher submissions I’ve ever heard—one involving a movie mishap that will haunt you and another featuring a hallw…
Season Two: Teachers Gone Wild
May 2, 2025

Season Two: Teachers Gone Wild

We’re back! No, you’re not crazy — we’ve got a new title (How to Survive the Classroom) and a new mission in life. Thanks to your feedback (and my team’s deeply concerning need for gossip), we’re kicking off Season Two with a brand new twist: real call-ins, real confessions, and real chaos from edu…
That’s a Wrap! The End of Season 1 (But Not Goodbye)
Feb. 6, 2025

That’s a Wrap! The End of Season 1 (But Not Goodbye)

This is our Season 1 finale! Come reflect on the first year of podcasting with me, where I share my gratitude for this amazing journey so far and tease what's to come for Season 2.
Beware of Koala Chlamydia with Denver Riley
Jan. 30, 2025

Beware of Koala Chlamydia with Denver Riley

In this wild episode, Denver and I dive into our travel adventures filled with unexpected twists and valuable life lessons. From Denver’s dreamy yet disastrous trip to Australia—featuring koala chlamydia myths, and rental car struggles—to my questionable choices while backpacking through Europe, no…
Guest: Denver Riley
Idiocracy in Education with Denver Riley
Jan. 23, 2025

Idiocracy in Education with Denver Riley

In this lively episode I talk with Denver Riley about everything from classroom humor to the challenges teachers face post-pandemic. We also reflect on the new administration's pick for Secretary of Education and the similari...
Guest: Denver Riley
Edutainment Done Right with Jerry Kolber
Jan. 16, 2025

Edutainment Done Right with Jerry Kolber

In this episode I talk with Jerry Kolber, the creative mind behind hit edutainment shows like Brain Games and Brainchild. With a background in reality TV and a passion for making learning interactive, Jerry shares how he transformed passive viewing experiences into engaging, educational content. We…
Managing Student Trauma Dumps with Care with Denver Riley and Lauren Antonio
Jan. 9, 2025

Managing Student Trauma Dumps with Care with Denver Riley and Lauren Antonio

In this episode Denver Riley and Lauren Antonio join me for a heartfelt and humorous discussion about teaching, empathy, and navigating unexpected challenges. From recounting chaotic airport experiences in Newark to exploring the emotional weight teachers carry in the classroom, we reflect on the i…
Guest: Denver Riley
The Secrets Behind Writing a Bestseller with Jeneva Rose
Jan. 2, 2025

The Secrets Behind Writing a Bestseller with Jeneva Rose

In this captivating episode I welcome New York Times bestselling author Jeneva Rose to share her journey from aspiring writer to literary sensation. Known for her hit thriller The Perfect Marriage, Jeneva talks about her writing process, balancing multiple genres, and the thrill of creating memorab…
Loose Meats and Radiator Cuisine with Gaspare Randazzo and Denver Riley
Dec. 26, 2024

Loose Meats and Radiator Cuisine with Gaspare Randazzo and Denver Riley

In this chaotic and laugh-out-loud episode I am joined by Denver Riley and Gaspare Randazzo for an unforgettable conversation about teaching, creativity, and hilariously unconventional approaches to classroom life. From Gaspare’s infamous “radiator cuisine” featuring Ziploc-bagged pizza and loose h…
Guest: Denver Riley
Swiping Right with ALS with Brooke Eby
Dec. 19, 2024

Swiping Right with ALS with Brooke Eby

In this heartfelt and humorous episode Brooke Eby, social media advocate and ALS warrior, shares her journey of living with and raising awareness about ALS. From her initial symptoms to her diagnosis years later, Brooke talks candidly about the misconceptions surrounding ALS, her work with Salesfor…
The Art of Social Correction with Denver Riley
Dec. 12, 2024

The Art of Social Correction with Denver Riley

In this episode Denver Riley returns to explore the hidden meanings behind teacher language, focusing on the art of social correction and phrases that say one thing but mean another.
Guest: Denver Riley
A Thanksgiving Special: Gratitude and Turkey Butts with Denver Riley
Nov. 28, 2024

A Thanksgiving Special: Gratitude and Turkey Butts with Denver Riley

In this special Thanksgiving episode I sit down with Denver Riley to dive into a blend of holiday trivia, teacher humor, and unexpected insights. As we tackle Thanksgiving history questions (with some questionable accuracy), Denver and I find ourselves navigating through fun facts, turkey anatomy,…
Guest: Denver Riley
The Stories That Connect Us with Upworthy's Gabriel Reilich and Lucia Knell
Nov. 21, 2024

The Stories That Connect Us with Upworthy's Gabriel Reilich and Lucia Knell

In "The Stories That Connect Us", I sit down with Gabriel Reilich and Lucia Nell from Upworthy to discuss their heartwarming book, Good People: Stories from the Best of Humanity. We explore the power of small acts of kindness, the impact of storytelling, and how positivity can counteract the negati…
The Problem with Sleepy Stickers: A Teacher’s Perspective with Denver Riley
Nov. 14, 2024

The Problem with Sleepy Stickers: A Teacher’s Perspective with Denver Riley

This week Denver Riley is back to dive into the quirky and chaotic moments that make up daily life in the classroom. From a “bagel ban” created by Denver’s students to navigating E.E. Cummings' poetry with skeptical high schoolers, they share the ups and downs of engaging students. Denver recalls b…
Guest: Denver Riley
Family Trolls and Hosting Goals
Nov. 7, 2024

Family Trolls and Hosting Goals

This week I welcome my sister Becca Cousins, creator of Host in Your Home, for a lively discussion about the ups and downs of party hosting. From family trolling on social media to sharing tips on how to host stress-free gatherings in less-than-perfect homes, this episode has it all. Becca and I di…
Haunted Classrooms and Mormon Wives with Denver Riley
Oct. 31, 2024

Haunted Classrooms and Mormon Wives with Denver Riley

This week Denver Riley and I tackle the rollercoaster of being a teacher, from Denver’s near-miss with HR over a missing credential to the spooky fun of Halloween in the classroom. But the real fun begins when they hilariously compare the cast of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives to the types of teacher…
Guest: Denver Riley