Sept. 22, 2025

Did a Kid Really Need Stitches From a Stall Hook?

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Did a Kid Really Need Stitches From a Stall Hook?

This week had me cackling, cringing, and covering my face. First up, Indiana State roasted me in the most unexpected way, and then a listener voicemail hit my inbox about a confiscated classroom “toy” that looked suspiciously like something straight out of an adult store. Add in another voicemail about a kid who ended up in the ER after a bathroom stunt went horribly wrong (yes, it’s as painful as it sounds), and I spiral into a rant about why “no animal testing” might not be the flex brands think it is.

Takeaways: The surreal moment Andrea’s TikToks were credited as an enrollment booster at a faculty meeting.

A listener voicemail about a confiscated item that had teachers questioning if it belonged in a classroom—or an entirely different store.

Another voicemail about a student’s bathroom stunt that ended with a nurse, an ambulance, and stitches in a place no one wants them.

Andrea’s own kindergartner proving poop humor is genetic.

A fiery rant about “no animal testing” labels and why Andrea doesn’t buy the hype. --

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