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Oct. 27, 2025

Why Is This Man Eating Placenta Soup?! | How to Survive the Classroom

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teacherloungelive and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education! This week started with a gut punch, my course evaluations. Let’s just say a few of my college students think I should “go back to teaching middle school.” Ouch.…

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Oct. 20, 2025

Bless Your Heart… But You’re Wrong | How To Survive The Classroom

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teacherloungelive and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education! You ever have one of those weeks where your kid says something so wild you can’t even respond right away? Yeah… mine started with a confession about sniffing a…

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Oct. 13, 2025

Is “6-7” the New “Deez Nuts”? | How To Survive The Classroom

This week I found myself wandering through a 90s fever dream, yes, there was an actual Tamagotchi pop-up shop, before heading to Chicago for a sold-out show that brought out old students, old stories, and one deeply unimpressed middle schooler. Then, things got even more chaotic when teacher voicemails rolled…

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Oct. 6, 2025

Why I Will Never Love a Parade | How To Survive The Classroom

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teacherloungelive and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education! I thought the mic stand was going to be my biggest battle this week… but between parades I didn’t understand, parents at my kids’ school, and voicemails that took…

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Sept. 29, 2025

Gollum Matters More To Me Than Taylor Swift! | How To Survive the Classroom

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teacherloungelive and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education! This week I learned that nothing divides the internet faster than Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement and yes, I have thoughts. Spoiler: I’m baffled, not bitter. From my…

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Sept. 22, 2025

Did a Kid Really Need Stitches From a Stall Hook? | How To Survive The Classroom

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teacherloungelive and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education! This week had me cackling, cringing, and covering my face. First up, Indiana State roasted me in the most unexpected way, and then a listener voicemail hit my inbox…

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Sept. 15, 2025

What Do You Even Say After A Student Goes Up in Flames? | How To Survive The Classroom

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teacherloungelive and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education! This episode has everything: a very confusing proposition for Gasper in Arizona, students showing up to class with “water bottles” that definitely weren’t water, and a kid who decided…

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Sept. 8, 2025

When “Creative Expression” Ends in Flames | How To Survive The Classroom

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at TeachersLoungeLive.com or EducatorAndrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud education! This week I found myself caught between two very different kinds of chaos: one involving an art teacher with a flair for fire, and another that sent me spiraling…

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Sept. 1, 2025

What Do You Do When a Student Mentions a Murder? | How To Survive The Classroom

Teacher besties, this one whiplashed me from what did that sub just say? to why am I holding the phone with a detective? We start with a voicemail about a beloved substitute whose first day with third graders went… let’s call it catastrophically “old-war-story meets wrong audience.” The recovery arc?…

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Aug. 25, 2025

Who Is Mr. Wilson… and Why Did We Almost Call CPS? | How To Survive The Classroom

I thought I’d heard it all when it comes to the chaos that happens in schools… and then this episode happened. From bizarre moments that made me question my own sanity to a story that had me laughing so hard I had to stop recording—this one is a ride. Let’s…

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Aug. 18, 2025

Could You Tell If Your Students Were High? | How To Survive The Classroom

This week’s episode has everything: brownies gone wrong, mice turning into classroom pets, and yes… the day I realized my car had become a rat maternity ward. (Don’t eat during that part, teacher besties.) We kick things off with a student cruise that takes a very unexpected turn when a…

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Aug. 11, 2025

What Happens When Students Plot to Get You Fired? | How To Survive The Classroom

Between trying to deep-clean grout, almost impulse-buying enough tile to redo my whole house, and befriending an owl that definitely wants nothing to do with me, my life is chaos right now. But teacher besties, we’ve also got some insane listener stories this week. One caller shares how struggling in…

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Aug. 4, 2025

Should Superintendents Be Scared of Me? | How To Survive The Classroom

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teacherloungelive and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education! This week? Oh, I just casually FIXED EDUCATION. You're welcome. Between moving houses (but like... literally down the street?) and talking to a room full of superintendents about what…

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July 28, 2025

Is This the Most Mortifying Moment in Classroom History? | How To Survive The Classroom

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teacherloungelive and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education! This week’s episode swings wildly between "please tell me that didn’t just come out of my mouth" and "how is this legal in schools?" First, we’ve got a teacher…

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July 21, 2025

How Did We Get from Science Class to Testicle Talk? | How To Survive The Classroom

Listen on The Go: Apple Podcasts, Spotify, & Anywhere Else You Enjoy Podcasts I started this episode already on edge because a mysterious chip in my windshield had me spiraling into a full-blown Safelite conspiracy. And if you think that was wild, just wait until you hear what one of…

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July 14, 2025

Did Kourtney Kardashian Just Cancel Public School? | How To Survive The Classroom

Listen on The Go: Apple Podcasts, Spotify, & Anywhere Else You Enjoy Podcasts This week I went full trash-TV-to-education-policy mode after Kourtney Kardashian called public school “dated” and bragged about homeschool like she invented it. And y’all… I have thoughts. We’re talking 1% privilege, educational history, and why calling schools…

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July 7, 2025

How Did a Normal School Day Turn Into a Raid? | How To Survive The Classroom

Listen on The Go: Apple Podcasts, Spotify, & Anywhere Else You Enjoy Podcasts This voicemail had me fully sweating. A teacher casually drops that a full SWAT team showed up at her school… and the kicker? It wasn’t even a drill. We’re talking lockdowns, military gear, weapons drawn, and a…

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June 30, 2025

What Happens When a Pencil Meets a Butt? | How To Survive The Classroom

I was feeling proud after successfully replacing an exterior light… until I dropped a screw into the mulch and my son roasted my bald husband mid-chaos. Classic. But that’s not even the wildest thing in this episode. I’m talking pencil-related injuries, fourth graders defending their moms’ honor in extremely unexpected…

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June 23, 2025

Is There a Right Way to Ruin a Bathroom? | How To Survive The Classroom

Let’s just say this episode covers a lot of... ground. From one very misplaced turd to a student-inspired staple surgery, I walk you through what can only be described as a masterclass in middle school madness. We’re talking scorched Chromebooks, poop-related investigations, and yes, whether you stand or sit to…

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June 16, 2025

Did a 13-Year-Old Just Outsmart the School Firewall? | How To Survive The Classroom

You ever discover something about your teacher that made your teenage brain short-circuit? Yeah, me too. So this week, I dove headfirst into the teacher lore rabbit hole, because nothing says professional development like finding out your music teacher once chucked a desk at a kid. Oh, and remember the…

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June 9, 2025

Hallway. Now. Before I Start Laughing. | How to Survive the Classroom

This week, I had a full-circle moment as a burnt-out teacher turned soccer mom… and then immediately pivoted to unpacking a story where a fourth grader threw up peace signs and declared his love for a very adult body part during writing time. You know—balance. We’re talking about teachers surviving…

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June 2, 2025

He Threatened to Poop on My Desk | How To Survive The Classroom

It’s Episode 50, and honestly… what better way to celebrate than with a voicemail about a student who threatened to poop on a teacher’s desk? This week, I’m unpacking end-of-year exhaustion (May energy is real and it’s violent), plus the wildest school stories you sent in—including kids confessing their sex…

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May 26, 2025

The Ballad of Bastards and Grammy Nominee, Five for Fighting | How To Survive The Classroom

This week, I’m talking to literal Grammy-nominated musical legend John Ondrasik—aka Five for Fighting—about education, mentorship, Costco carts, and how he’s working to put real music teachers back in underfunded schools. (Also, I tried not to ugly cry while listening to “100 Years” on loop. Mostly succeeded.) But before we…

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May 19, 2025

There Will Be Smoke | How To Survive The Classroom

Teachers, you know it's gonna be a weird week when you're prepping comedy for a room full of principals—including ones you still have to work with. Am I nervous? Yes. Am I planning to open with “remember your why”? Also yes. Let chaos reign. This week, I’m sharing my behind-the-scenes…

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