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Teachers Deserve Hazard Pay For Moments Like These | How To Survive The Classroom

This week’s voicemails reminded me why teachers deserve Oscars for keeping it together. One teacher shares the horror of being publicly asked if she’s pregnant and another walks us through a “balloon” disaster that turned out to be something… very not balloon-like. Plus, I unpack the best advice I ever got from an administrator about what to do when kids say something so wild you have to literally turn and face the wall.

Takeaways:

A choir teacher’s nightmare: a seventh grader publicly asking if she’s pregnant, complete with hand motions.

The admin advice that changed how Andrea handles those can’t-laugh-right-now moments.

Why students will always “rather seem like a badass than a dumbass.”

A “balloon” story that turned into the world’s most awkward cleanup.

The lesson every teacher learns eventually: if it’s round, floating, and suspiciously slippery… don’t kick it.
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Chapters:

00:00 - Intro
00:45 - Surviving the Mid-School Year Slump
01:21 - Balancing Life and Teaching
03:06 - Wholesome Instagram Clip
06:10 - Fan Voicemail: Mortifying Classroom Experience
15:00 - Fan Voicemail: The Balloon Incident
19:51 - International Education Week
23:23 - The Hill I'll Die On: University System Hypocrisy
27:14 - Show Announcements and Farewell

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