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My Most Irrational Classroom Pet Peeve
Feb. 23, 2026

My Most Irrational Classroom Pet Peeve

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Teacher besties… this episode has everything: licensure panic, conspiracy theories about teacher testing companies, medical dramas I probably shouldn’t have described in detail, and one first-year teacher who is be…
My Husband Is Funnier Than Me
Feb. 16, 2026

My Husband Is Funnier Than Me

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Gerry is back after what can only be described as the Ice Age: Wake County Edition, we compare notes on barely meeting our students, and I realize, once again, that trusting Facebook teacher groups might be a dangero…
When People Demand You “Say Something”
Feb. 9, 2026

When People Demand You “Say Something”

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Teacher besties… this episode is a little heavier than usual, but it’s one I felt I needed to record exactly as it is.Lately, the news cycle has been overwhelming, and as teachers, we don’t get the luxury of tuning…
The Snapchat Story That Got A Teacher Arrested
Feb. 2, 2026

The Snapchat Story That Got A Teacher Arrested

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠⁠I’m fresh off Teacher’s Lounge shows in Seattle and Portland (cities I was told to fear, but absolutely adored), and Gerry is coming back to work after a winter break so long it fully erased his sense of time, purpose, a…
The Names Kids Call You When You’re Not Listening
Jan. 26, 2026

The Names Kids Call You When You’re Not Listening

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/43BquPd⁠⁠⁠Teacher besties… this episode is what happens when you let me and Gerry talk long enough to uncover each other’s secret side quests.I found out Gerry is casually coaching middle school basketball, we unpack why coachin…
Why Gerry Wasn’t Invited to Florida
Jan. 20, 2026

Why Gerry Wasn’t Invited to Florida

Teacher besties… this episode officially marks a new era, and honestly? It’s already unhinged. I’m joined by Gerry (yes, that Gerry), and we immediately get into important topics like whether Terre Haute feels like witness protection, why Florida keeps rewarding me while Jerry watches from afar, an…
When Your Recess Turns Into a Protest Rally
Jan. 12, 2026

When Your Recess Turns Into a Protest Rally

Teacher besties… I am recording this episode with teeth that feel like exposed electrical wiring, so if I sound unwell, it’s because I am unwell. I decided to get my teeth professionally whitened, and let’s just say the pain level was somewhere between “natural childbirth with a broken epidural” an…
Why Class Sizes Are the Real Crisis No One Is Fixing
Jan. 5, 2026

Why Class Sizes Are the Real Crisis No One Is Fixing

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! — https://bit.ly/43BquPdTeacher besties… this episode I’m talking about hosting nearly 30 people for Thanksgiving (including a self-appointed “Director of Thanksgiving”), discovering my husband’s family may have some intense World War II memorabilia, a…
The Teacher With a Degree in Vibes with Gerry Potoka
Dec. 29, 2025

The Teacher With a Degree in Vibes with Gerry Potoka

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! - https://bit.ly/43BquPdTeacher besties… this week I brought on one of my favorite chaotic humans: the hilarious Gerry Potoka, comedian, teacher, and man of mysteriously undefined licensure.In this episode, Gerry and I try to pinpoint what he actu…
When All Your Students Misunderstand the Assignment… Guess Who’s the Problem?
Dec. 22, 2025

When All Your Students Misunderstand the Assignment… Guess Who’s the Problem?

PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK (OUT MAY 5, 2026)!!! - https://bit.ly/43BquPdThis week I’m talking about the grading spiral that made me question my entire career, the wild field-trip confessions my five-year-old brought home, and the absolute unhinged energy that middle schoolers bring into any art roo…
This Is the Most Hard-Core Thing I Do Before a Show
Dec. 15, 2025

This Is the Most Hard-Core Thing I Do Before a Show

In this episode, I’m unpacking how something as innocent as kombucha sent my entire life into chaos… how my own child managed to humiliate me in public with the confidence of a man three times his size… and why I found myself saluting a complete stranger at a gas station like we’d been through batt…
Please Put Your Shirt Back On
Dec. 8, 2025

Please Put Your Shirt Back On

In this episode, I’m talking about everything from a wildly out-of-place operatic performance at my dinner table… to a voice memo that had me reconsidering every teacher’s unspoken job description… to the moment I accidentally confessed to a German felony because I couldn't understand what anyone w…
How Did a Safety Talk Turn Into a Crime Plot?
Dec. 1, 2025

How Did a Safety Talk Turn Into a Crime Plot?

This week, I owe Texas an apology. Between discovering that Tex-Mex might be the best food on Earth and listening to a kindergarten voicemail about baby mama drama, I had no idea where this episode would go.But then my kids turned a safety talk into a plan for how to get rid of a body, and a st…
BONUS EPISODE: A Thanksgiving Special: Gratitude and Turkey Butts with Denver Riley
Nov. 27, 2025

BONUS EPISODE: A Thanksgiving Special: Gratitude and Turkey Butts with Denver Riley

A re-release from last years thanksgiving episode!In this special Thanksgiving episode I sit down with Denver Riley to dive into a blend of holiday trivia, teacher humor, and unexpected insights. As we tackle Thanksgiving history questions (with some questionable accuracy), Denver and I find ou…
The Day “Keep Your Hands to Yourself” Took on a New Meaning
Nov. 24, 2025

The Day “Keep Your Hands to Yourself” Took on a New Meaning

This week’s episode had me clutching my pearls and questioning everything I thought I knew about middle schoolers. We got a voicemail about a student caught doing something unthinkable during class and somehow, it gets worse. "Keep your hands to yourself" suddenly has new, deeply unsettling meaning…
Smart People Can Be Terrible Teachers
Nov. 17, 2025

Smart People Can Be Terrible Teachers

This week I learned that parenting might actually be harder than teaching. It started with my five-year-old asking questions about his “balls,” escalated into my husband giving a full anatomy lesson, and ended with me praying his kindergarten teacher doesn’t get a surprise lecture about semen.T…
What Happens When Algebra Meets Abandonment Issues?
Nov. 10, 2025

What Happens When Algebra Meets Abandonment Issues?

This week’s voicemails took me on a ride I did not see coming. First up: a sub walks into a high school on eighties day and witnesses a kid try to smash his phone with weights and somehow sets off the fire alarm in the process. Then another teacher shares a story that starts like a simple math prob…
Teachers Deserve Hazard Pay For Moments Like These
Nov. 3, 2025

Teachers Deserve Hazard Pay For Moments Like These

This week’s voicemails reminded me why teachers deserve Oscars for keeping it together. One teacher shares the horror of being publicly asked if she’s pregnant and another walks us through a “balloon” disaster that turned out to be something… very not balloon-like. Plus, I unpack the best advice I …
Why Is This Man Eating Placenta Soup?!
Oct. 27, 2025

Why Is This Man Eating Placenta Soup?!

This week started with a gut punch, my course evaluations. Let’s just say a few of my college students think I should “go back to teaching middle school.” Ouch. But you know what? They might have a point. Somewhere between grading, crying, and doom-scrolling, I stumbled into a TikTok hole about a g…
Bless Your Heart… But You’re Wrong
Oct. 20, 2025

Bless Your Heart… But You’re Wrong

You ever have one of those weeks where your kid says something so wild you can’t even respond right away? Yeah… mine started with a confession about sniffing a friend’s butt. I also found myself on tour with two grown men who can’t remember their rental car company, and then I saw a viral video of …
Is “6-7” the New “Deez Nuts”?
Oct. 13, 2025

Is “6-7” the New “Deez Nuts”?

This week I found myself wandering through a 90s fever dream, yes, there was an actual Tamagotchi pop-up shop, before heading to Chicago for a sold-out show that brought out old students, old stories, and one deeply unimpressed middle schooler. Then, things got even more chaotic when teacher voicem…
Why I Will Never Love a Parade
Oct. 6, 2025

Why I Will Never Love a Parade

I thought the mic stand was going to be my biggest battle this week… but between parades I didn’t understand, parents at my kids’ school, and voicemails that took turns I could have never prepared for, this episode had me reeling. From a teacher who declared he had his “asshole pants” on, to a lock…
Gollum Matters More To Me Than Taylor Swift!
Sept. 29, 2025

Gollum Matters More To Me Than Taylor Swift!

This week I learned that nothing divides the internet faster than Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement and yes, I have thoughts. Spoiler: I’m baffled, not bitter. From my squirrel-and-nut analogies to realizing Lord of the Rings news impacts me way more than celebrity weddings, this episode i…
Did a Kid Really Need Stitches From a Stall Hook?
Sept. 22, 2025

Did a Kid Really Need Stitches From a Stall Hook?

This week had me cackling, cringing, and covering my face. First up, Indiana State roasted me in the most unexpected way, and then a listener voicemail hit my inbox about a confiscated classroom “toy” that looked suspiciously like something straight out of an adult store. Add in another voicemail a…